Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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