our cab driver is having phone sex.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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