i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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