how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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