are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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