Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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