That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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