love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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