It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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