her vagine was all disorganized.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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