great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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