so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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