What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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