So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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