this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
