Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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