erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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