Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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