quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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