I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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