Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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