My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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