I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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