Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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