I'm drive I can fine osifer
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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