Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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