in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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