If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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