They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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