I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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