Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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