Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I would ride that face into the sunset
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