garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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