If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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