Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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