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Ever heard of a U-boat?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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