spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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