You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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