One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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