am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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