The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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