I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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