I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize
