It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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