I love black thongs
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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