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say what?
wanna hang out?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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