Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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