No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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