You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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