Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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