I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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