I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
