i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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