Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
they need to just BURY HIM!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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