her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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