it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Is it because I queefed?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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