wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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