I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And my parents said I crawled through the house
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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