its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.