this beer tastes like vomit already
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you inspire me to be a worse person
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night