Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.