And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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